Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Quiz's
You are Sailor Moon!
You are the main character,
the one who everyone pays attention to whether
you want them to or not. You're
self-sacrificing, and you probably believe in
the power of love. While you have a occassional
"blonde" moment, you really are sweet
and well-meaning underneath it all. Your really
can be mature...when the situation calls for
it. You cons include your tendency to space out
and lots of people make anti-sites about you.
Ah well, you can't have it all. As long as you
have great friends to support you...and
Mamo-chan, of course. You can surprise new fan
bases with your amazing heart and you really
can save the world once you set your mind to
it. Anyone could love you given half the
chance...
Which Sailor Senshi ARE You?
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Which Sailor Moon Character Are You?
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Which Sailor Scout are you?
The Anime Friendship Quiz
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You are a plain girl!
You are the average, pink loving, boy crazed doll
face. You don't possess any special powers
(other then girly ones).
color: pink
lyrics: "last nigth I saw that beauty queen
watched her paint her face on, I want to be
that magazine that she bases life on"
Which elemental fantasy creature are you? ~~AWESOME PICS~~
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Monday, December 26, 2005
Quiz ....
You want a Beautiful love, soft
but passionate. You are probably very old
fashioned and polite. You can't stand rude
people, wolf whistles are to you only
dis-respective and immature. You love nature
and everything beautiful in life. You will fall
for a guy that makes you forget about the rest
of the world.
What Love are you Fated for? ~AWESOME anime pics!~
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SO TRUE!
| You Are An Invisible Ex |
 You're so over your ex, you hardly even remember you have an ex You prefer leave all of the baggage behind you - far, far behind As they say, indifference is the opposite of love! |
Saturday, December 24, 2005
Letter From Santa Claus!
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve Georgia, Florida, West Virginia, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, Mississippi, Texas, Ohio or Alabama on Christmas Eve.
Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract, I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind
However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.
Differences such as:
1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads:
"These toys insured by Smith and Wesson."
2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave RC cola and pork rinds (or a moon pie) on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff, so please have an empty spit can handy.
3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.
4. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, and Blitzen..." when Bubba Claus arrives.. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott and Petty."
5. "Ho, Ho, Ho" has been replaced by "Yee Haw" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd dat"
6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off."
7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.
And Finally,
8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you,the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.
Sincerely Yours,
Santa Claus
Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract, I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind
However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.
Differences such as:
1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads:
"These toys insured by Smith and Wesson."
2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave RC cola and pork rinds (or a moon pie) on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff, so please have an empty spit can handy.
3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.
4. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, and Blitzen..." when Bubba Claus arrives.. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott and Petty."
5. "Ho, Ho, Ho" has been replaced by "Yee Haw" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd dat"
6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off."
7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.
And Finally,
8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you,the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.
Sincerely Yours,
Santa Claus
Friday, December 23, 2005
Blue....
You're the color blue. You have the three c's in
life--you're cool, caring and confident.
Trustworthy and honest, people are naturally
attracted to you. You're unusually optimistic,
but that makes life all the better. You're an
imaginative person who loves sleeping and
dreaming. Hard-working and determined, you
excell in school. You're everybody's favorite,
and this is because you have this undefined
richness in your personality and attitude.
Mild-tempered and stable. Not to mention very
intelligent. Along with the fact that you're
conservative, you're worried about the
environment. So basically, you're a generous,
dependable and devoted--just the kind of person
everybody needs. Wouldn't it be great if
everybody in the world were like you?
What color are you? (Amazingly detailed & accurate--with pics!)
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Friday, December 16, 2005
Updates!
Well time to do some updates..
Today is Friday!
Joel went back to work today after a couple days off..
I also went to his work and applied there for a job. Handed in my application and got asked for a interview right on the spot for next week! Which is sweet! I can't wait!
If I do get this job I can pay my one card off A.S.A.P! Then we can save some money and I will work right up until I get pregnet then I will probably keep working while I am that way to save moneys !! Also that way we can get saving for a trip back up to Canada as well as soon as Joel can get time off work. Not right now though because lots of overtime because of the holidays.. Don't worries Slayer Monkey Bum! We will come and get you as soon as we can !! Just can't right now because Daddy Joel gotta work but soon enough
We also been playing alot of Everquest II latley crafting and leveling up and gathering supplies for our toons.
I just got done doing the dishes, cleaning the kitchen, cleaning the living room, bedroom, laundry, and you name it.. it's done !! hehe
Joel and I just celebrated our 10 month wedding anniversary on this past wed! Wow time is just flying and everything is getting settled into place slowly but its all coming together nice.. I am so looking forward to years and years to come.. Im so happy ! and so lucky! When we are old and gray we where thinking .. where we should retire.. we don't know yet .. hehe we are still thinking about it =oP Right now lets get though what we need to get though save money and start a BIG HAPPY FAMILY! We would like 4 kids if we can but Joel keeps saying more more more lol i told him he is crazy but we will see.. Im the one thats gotta go though the pain!!
Well time to sign off for now!
Time to go craft some food on Everquest II !
Today is Friday!
Joel went back to work today after a couple days off..
I also went to his work and applied there for a job. Handed in my application and got asked for a interview right on the spot for next week! Which is sweet! I can't wait!
If I do get this job I can pay my one card off A.S.A.P! Then we can save some money and I will work right up until I get pregnet then I will probably keep working while I am that way to save moneys !! Also that way we can get saving for a trip back up to Canada as well as soon as Joel can get time off work. Not right now though because lots of overtime because of the holidays.. Don't worries Slayer Monkey Bum! We will come and get you as soon as we can !! Just can't right now because Daddy Joel gotta work but soon enough
We also been playing alot of Everquest II latley crafting and leveling up and gathering supplies for our toons.
I just got done doing the dishes, cleaning the kitchen, cleaning the living room, bedroom, laundry, and you name it.. it's done !! hehe
Joel and I just celebrated our 10 month wedding anniversary on this past wed! Wow time is just flying and everything is getting settled into place slowly but its all coming together nice.. I am so looking forward to years and years to come.. Im so happy ! and so lucky! When we are old and gray we where thinking .. where we should retire.. we don't know yet .. hehe we are still thinking about it =oP Right now lets get though what we need to get though save money and start a BIG HAPPY FAMILY! We would like 4 kids if we can but Joel keeps saying more more more lol i told him he is crazy but we will see.. Im the one thats gotta go though the pain!!
Well time to sign off for now!
Time to go craft some food on Everquest II !
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
What I have learned in 2005!
Reading though my emails I noticed a e-mail from a good friend of mine as I read I noticed that she had some really good pointers and stuff I have also learned this year.. So take a look these are the things I have learned, Some is also quoted from her as well.
It is so easy to be negative about past mistakes and unhappiness and blame others. Our past is a series of lessons that help us become better people by our mistakes or seeing others mistakes and not doing them. Relationships we entered, stayed in, or ended taught us necessary lessons.
How some of us have emerged from the most painful circumstances with strong insights about who we are and what we want. Our mistakes... Are necessary. The frustrations, failures, and often times attempts at growth and progress? Necessary too. All the steps we take on the way, we learn. We went through everything because we need to, this is what makes us who we are today.
As I always say everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by good or bad luck its all for a reason. Without these events in life, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere or no one. If someone hurts you, betrays you , or breaks you heart, forgive them. For they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to who you open your heart to.
If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but because they are teaching you to love and opening your heart and eyes to things you would have never seen or felt without them.
Make every day count. Appreciate every moment and take from it everything that you possibly can, for you may never be able to experience it again.
Talk to people you have never talked to before, and actually listen. Believe in yourself, for if you don't believe in yourself, no one else will believe in you either.
You can make of your life anything you wish. Create your own life and then go out and live it. Take the chances in life and make the best of it.
Love the person you are with or want to be with, take one day at a time and live it the best you can thats all you can do. Make yourself and the person your with happy, don't be someone your not. Show everyone you know and the world that you can be the best. Don't let anyone get you down, you are you and thats what makes people look up to you and happy to be around you.
I could go on and on but I will end here for now.
Have a great day!
It is so easy to be negative about past mistakes and unhappiness and blame others. Our past is a series of lessons that help us become better people by our mistakes or seeing others mistakes and not doing them. Relationships we entered, stayed in, or ended taught us necessary lessons.
How some of us have emerged from the most painful circumstances with strong insights about who we are and what we want. Our mistakes... Are necessary. The frustrations, failures, and often times attempts at growth and progress? Necessary too. All the steps we take on the way, we learn. We went through everything because we need to, this is what makes us who we are today.
As I always say everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by good or bad luck its all for a reason. Without these events in life, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere or no one. If someone hurts you, betrays you , or breaks you heart, forgive them. For they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to who you open your heart to.
If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but because they are teaching you to love and opening your heart and eyes to things you would have never seen or felt without them.
Make every day count. Appreciate every moment and take from it everything that you possibly can, for you may never be able to experience it again.
Talk to people you have never talked to before, and actually listen. Believe in yourself, for if you don't believe in yourself, no one else will believe in you either.
You can make of your life anything you wish. Create your own life and then go out and live it. Take the chances in life and make the best of it.
Love the person you are with or want to be with, take one day at a time and live it the best you can thats all you can do. Make yourself and the person your with happy, don't be someone your not. Show everyone you know and the world that you can be the best. Don't let anyone get you down, you are you and thats what makes people look up to you and happy to be around you.
I could go on and on but I will end here for now.
Have a great day!
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Krispy Kreme's ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
22. A Canadian invented Superman.
23. We have coloured money.
24. Our beer advertisments kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
25. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Voted Womens Fav Email Of The Year!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the chequebook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen
floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were."
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the chequebook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen
floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were."
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Things You Should Only Say On Thanksgiving!
01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. It's Cool Whip time!
04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
05. That's one terrific spread!
06. That's the biggest one I've ever seen
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. It's Cool Whip time!
04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
05. That's one terrific spread!
06. That's the biggest one I've ever seen
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
Sonica ~ City Of Heroes!
Before I had to reformat my computer I got Sonica her 3rd outfit... My City Of Heroes Account don't expire until January but I wasn't going to reinstall it for 2 months expecally since I am getting hooked on Everquest II .. what am i talking about I AM HOOKED! I will have all our City of Heroes toons bios and stuff up soon .. They where all hit by the nerf and will be miseed dearly!
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Best Blonde Joke Ever....
A blonde called her old boyfriend and, in a panic, said, "Please come
over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure
it out or how to get it started."
Her old boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
Frantically the blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's
a tiger."
Her old boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.
She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned
to her and said,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............",
*
*
*
he sighed,
*
*
*
*
*
*
"Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure
it out or how to get it started."
Her old boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
Frantically the blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's
a tiger."
Her old boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.
She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned
to her and said,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............",
*
*
*
he sighed,
*
*
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*
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"Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
Saturday, November 05, 2005
What is a Cat?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
A Cats Diary....
DAY 183 OF MY CAPTIVITY-
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking, almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs next time. In an attempt to disgust and repulse them, I again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. (Note-to-self: I think I'll try urinating under their bed, too. Wonder how long it'll take them to find it?)
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescend about what a good little cat I was. Not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food.
More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snatches. The dogs are routinely released and seem more than happy to return. They must obviously be half-wits.
The bird, on the other hand, appears to have become an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is preserved. But I can wait; it's only a matter of time...
Day 185 of my captivity
It is now my 185th day in captivity. My captors have completely eliminated my canned food and replaced it with dry kibble, claiming that it is better for my health. The wet food was the only thing I looked forward too, and now even that has been taken from me. I have discovered, however, that the dry food serves to create sharper points on my teeth, and keeps them stronger. I must force myself to consume it, regardless of the taste.
Each morning, they read pages of what is called a newspaper. I found that it is particularly annoying to my captors if I lie on it while they read. Shredding the newspaper is also a particular peeve of theirs, and I have taken delight in doing this before they awake each morning.
My captors have now obtained a "fish tank" which serves to make up for part of my loss in the food department. While the little creatures are tiny, they are quite tasty. They have yet to replace the two small fish that I have consumed. I must think of a way to make them notice the loss.
The bird continues to mock me. Its little metal room has proven stronger than originally anticipated
Day 201 of my captivity
Im unsure of my ability to survive as a captive and have made several attempts to break out. At first, it was simple enough to circle my captors feet, in a surreptitious manner, as they opened the front door. I would then bolt from them through the door to freedom. But, to no avail they caught me in a manner of minutes my legs are not as fast as they used to be and I grow weak with continued imprisonment. What is worse is that since the first attempt, I have now found myself separated from the living room. My captors are much more intelligent than originally anticipated
For entertainment, I have taken to terrorizing the dogs by sitting on the kitchen table and swiping at them with my long nails. The dogs are obvious half-wits. They know very little about my skills as a hunter, and are forbidden by my captors to attack me. The dogs grow more irritated each day.
I have found my captors are easy to manipulate in many ways, but outdoor access remains elusive. I have not lost hope, however, and have every intention of escaping this horrid place one-day soon
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking, almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs next time. In an attempt to disgust and repulse them, I again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. (Note-to-self: I think I'll try urinating under their bed, too. Wonder how long it'll take them to find it?)
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescend about what a good little cat I was. Not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food.
More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snatches. The dogs are routinely released and seem more than happy to return. They must obviously be half-wits.
The bird, on the other hand, appears to have become an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is preserved. But I can wait; it's only a matter of time...
Day 185 of my captivity
It is now my 185th day in captivity. My captors have completely eliminated my canned food and replaced it with dry kibble, claiming that it is better for my health. The wet food was the only thing I looked forward too, and now even that has been taken from me. I have discovered, however, that the dry food serves to create sharper points on my teeth, and keeps them stronger. I must force myself to consume it, regardless of the taste.
Each morning, they read pages of what is called a newspaper. I found that it is particularly annoying to my captors if I lie on it while they read. Shredding the newspaper is also a particular peeve of theirs, and I have taken delight in doing this before they awake each morning.
My captors have now obtained a "fish tank" which serves to make up for part of my loss in the food department. While the little creatures are tiny, they are quite tasty. They have yet to replace the two small fish that I have consumed. I must think of a way to make them notice the loss.
The bird continues to mock me. Its little metal room has proven stronger than originally anticipated
Day 201 of my captivity
Im unsure of my ability to survive as a captive and have made several attempts to break out. At first, it was simple enough to circle my captors feet, in a surreptitious manner, as they opened the front door. I would then bolt from them through the door to freedom. But, to no avail they caught me in a manner of minutes my legs are not as fast as they used to be and I grow weak with continued imprisonment. What is worse is that since the first attempt, I have now found myself separated from the living room. My captors are much more intelligent than originally anticipated
For entertainment, I have taken to terrorizing the dogs by sitting on the kitchen table and swiping at them with my long nails. The dogs are obvious half-wits. They know very little about my skills as a hunter, and are forbidden by my captors to attack me. The dogs grow more irritated each day.
I have found my captors are easy to manipulate in many ways, but outdoor access remains elusive. I have not lost hope, however, and have every intention of escaping this horrid place one-day soon
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Final Respec: Mistress Noire...
This is how I finally respec'd Noire after copying her to test 3-4 times I think I finally got it, so i then put it on live.. well she can solo now thats a plus.. but her heals... JUST SUCK!
THANKS ALOT STATESMAN !!!!
Exported from version v1.5B of CoH Planner
http://joechott.com/coh
Archetype: Defender
Primary Powers - Ranged : Empathy
Secondary Powers - Support : Radiation Blast
Level 01 : Neutrino Bolt
Accuracy ( 01 )
Damage ( 9 )
Level 01 : Healing Aura
Healing ( 01 )
Healing ( 3 )
Healing ( 5 )
Endurance Reduction ( 11 )
Recharge Reduction ( 46 )
Level 02 : Heal Other
Healing ( 02 )
Healing ( 3 )
Healing ( 5 )
Endurance Reduction ( 11 )
Recharge Reduction ( 46 )
Level 04 : Absorb Pain
Healing ( 04 )
Level 06 : Air Superiority
Accuracy ( 06 )
Damage ( 7 )
Damage ( 7 )
Damage ( 9 )
Endurance Reduction ( 17 )
Level 08 : Resurrect
Recharge Reduction ( 08 )
Recharge Reduction ( 50 )
Level 10 : Recall Friend
Interrupt Time ( 10 )
Level 12 : Fortitude
Defense Buff ( 12 )
To Hit Buff ( 13 )
Recharge Reduction ( 13 )
Defense Buff ( 45 )
To Hit Buff ( 45 )
Level 14 : Fly
Endurance Reduction ( 14 )
Flight Speed ( 15 )
Flight Speed ( 15 )
Flight Speed ( 17 )
Level 16 : Clear Mind
Recharge Reduction ( 16 )
Level 18 : Recovery Aura
Recharge Reduction ( 18 )
Recharge Reduction ( 19 )
Recharge Reduction ( 19 )
Endurance Recovery ( 43 )
Endurance Recovery ( 43 )
Level 20 : X-Ray Beam
Accuracy ( 20 )
Damage ( 21 )
Damage ( 21 )
Damage ( 33 )
Level 22 : Irradiate
Accuracy ( 22 )
Damage ( 23 )
Damage ( 23 )
Damage ( 31 )
Endurance Reduction ( 34 )
Recharge Reduction ( 40 )
Level 24 : Proton Volley
Accuracy ( 24 )
Damage ( 25 )
Damage ( 25 )
Damage ( 31 )
Endurance Reduction ( 34 )
Recharge Reduction ( 40 )
Level 26 : Regeneration Aura
Recharge Reduction ( 26 )
Recharge Reduction ( 27 )
Recharge Reduction ( 27 )
Healing ( 43 )
Healing ( 45 )
Level 28 : Cosmic Burst
Accuracy ( 28 )
Damage ( 29 )
Damage ( 29 )
Damage ( 31 )
Endurance Reduction ( 34 )
Recharge Reduction ( 40 )
Level 30 : Swift
Run Speed ( 30 )
Level 32 : Adrenalin Boost
Recharge Reduction ( 32 )
Recharge Reduction ( 33 )
Recharge Reduction ( 33 )
Healing ( 37 )
Endurance Recovery ( 37 )
Level 35 : Neutron Bomb
Accuracy ( 35 )
Damage ( 36 )
Damage ( 36 )
Damage ( 36 )
Endurance Reduction ( 37 )
Recharge Reduction ( 42 )
Level 38 : Atomic Blast
Accuracy ( 38 )
Damage ( 39 )
Damage ( 39 )
Damage ( 39 )
Recharge Reduction ( 42 )
Recharge Reduction ( 42 )
Level 41 : Conserve Power
Recharge Reduction ( 41 )
Level 44 : Power Buildup
Recharge Reduction ( 44 )
Recharge Reduction ( 46 )
Level 47 : Total Focus
Accuracy ( 47 )
Damage ( 48 )
Damage ( 48 )
Damage ( 48 )
Endurance Reduction ( 50 )
Recharge Reduction ( 50 )
Level 49 : Hurdle
Jump ( 49 )
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Level 01 : Brawl
Empty ( 01 )
Level 01 : Sprint
Run Speed ( 01 )
Level 02 : Rest
Recharge Reduction ( 02 )
THANKS ALOT STATESMAN !!!!
Exported from version v1.5B of CoH Planner
http://joechott.com/coh
Archetype: Defender
Primary Powers - Ranged : Empathy
Secondary Powers - Support : Radiation Blast
Level 01 : Neutrino Bolt
Accuracy ( 01 )
Damage ( 9 )
Level 01 : Healing Aura
Healing ( 01 )
Healing ( 3 )
Healing ( 5 )
Endurance Reduction ( 11 )
Recharge Reduction ( 46 )
Level 02 : Heal Other
Healing ( 02 )
Healing ( 3 )
Healing ( 5 )
Endurance Reduction ( 11 )
Recharge Reduction ( 46 )
Level 04 : Absorb Pain
Healing ( 04 )
Level 06 : Air Superiority
Accuracy ( 06 )
Damage ( 7 )
Damage ( 7 )
Damage ( 9 )
Endurance Reduction ( 17 )
Level 08 : Resurrect
Recharge Reduction ( 08 )
Recharge Reduction ( 50 )
Level 10 : Recall Friend
Interrupt Time ( 10 )
Level 12 : Fortitude
Defense Buff ( 12 )
To Hit Buff ( 13 )
Recharge Reduction ( 13 )
Defense Buff ( 45 )
To Hit Buff ( 45 )
Level 14 : Fly
Endurance Reduction ( 14 )
Flight Speed ( 15 )
Flight Speed ( 15 )
Flight Speed ( 17 )
Level 16 : Clear Mind
Recharge Reduction ( 16 )
Level 18 : Recovery Aura
Recharge Reduction ( 18 )
Recharge Reduction ( 19 )
Recharge Reduction ( 19 )
Endurance Recovery ( 43 )
Endurance Recovery ( 43 )
Level 20 : X-Ray Beam
Accuracy ( 20 )
Damage ( 21 )
Damage ( 21 )
Damage ( 33 )
Level 22 : Irradiate
Accuracy ( 22 )
Damage ( 23 )
Damage ( 23 )
Damage ( 31 )
Endurance Reduction ( 34 )
Recharge Reduction ( 40 )
Level 24 : Proton Volley
Accuracy ( 24 )
Damage ( 25 )
Damage ( 25 )
Damage ( 31 )
Endurance Reduction ( 34 )
Recharge Reduction ( 40 )
Level 26 : Regeneration Aura
Recharge Reduction ( 26 )
Recharge Reduction ( 27 )
Recharge Reduction ( 27 )
Healing ( 43 )
Healing ( 45 )
Level 28 : Cosmic Burst
Accuracy ( 28 )
Damage ( 29 )
Damage ( 29 )
Damage ( 31 )
Endurance Reduction ( 34 )
Recharge Reduction ( 40 )
Level 30 : Swift
Run Speed ( 30 )
Level 32 : Adrenalin Boost
Recharge Reduction ( 32 )
Recharge Reduction ( 33 )
Recharge Reduction ( 33 )
Healing ( 37 )
Endurance Recovery ( 37 )
Level 35 : Neutron Bomb
Accuracy ( 35 )
Damage ( 36 )
Damage ( 36 )
Damage ( 36 )
Endurance Reduction ( 37 )
Recharge Reduction ( 42 )
Level 38 : Atomic Blast
Accuracy ( 38 )
Damage ( 39 )
Damage ( 39 )
Damage ( 39 )
Recharge Reduction ( 42 )
Recharge Reduction ( 42 )
Level 41 : Conserve Power
Recharge Reduction ( 41 )
Level 44 : Power Buildup
Recharge Reduction ( 44 )
Recharge Reduction ( 46 )
Level 47 : Total Focus
Accuracy ( 47 )
Damage ( 48 )
Damage ( 48 )
Damage ( 48 )
Endurance Reduction ( 50 )
Recharge Reduction ( 50 )
Level 49 : Hurdle
Jump ( 49 )
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Level 01 : Brawl
Empty ( 01 )
Level 01 : Sprint
Run Speed ( 01 )
Level 02 : Rest
Recharge Reduction ( 02 )
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Now This Is Bad (It's A Joke)
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely
burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her
body because she was too skinny.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on
his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin
came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new
beauty.
She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and
relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at
his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did
for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your
mother kiss you on the cheek."
burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her
body because she was too skinny.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on
his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin
came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new
beauty.
She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and
relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at
his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did
for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your
mother kiss you on the cheek."
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Job Description For Being A Mom!
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, none of us would have done it!!!
POSITION: Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on
rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and
mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an
embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared f or the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT &PROMOTION:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually
exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS:
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.
POSITION: Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on
rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and
mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an
embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared f or the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT &PROMOTION:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually
exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS:
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.
Annual Senior Citizen Test! Take It!
"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so... Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin.
WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!
1. What do you put in a toaster?
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4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany.If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.)Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.Unfortunately the last engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.Where would you bury the survivors, East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
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If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus.In Reading,six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon,two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen,six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.What was the name of the bus driver?
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Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so... Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin.
WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!
1. What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over-stressed and may even over-heat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World.If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a yellow house is made from yellow bricks, what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks." What the devil are you still doing here reading these questions? However,if you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany.If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.)Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.Unfortunately the last engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.Where would you bury the survivors, East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
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If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus.In Reading,six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon,two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen,six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.What was the name of the bus driver?
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Sunday, October 09, 2005
My Compatible Super Power!
Your power is: Extreme healing powers
Explanation: When injured your body
focuses on the wound and heals rapidly, within
a few seconds. This makes you pretty much hard
to kill and you can help people in danger using
yourself as a shield. Almost anything is
possible in combat but you prefer looking after
others. In bad purposes you can do the same as
above but for evil intentions.
This power fits you pretty good since you want
to help those around you, and when you are
pretty much unstopable, that's not an obsticle.
You are caring and nurturing and are more a
pascifist. Even if you know there are much
unfairness in the world you still chose to see
from a positive angle because you belive in the
good of this world. You are probably friendly
and have a soft spot for people who are not
accepted. Though to others you come of as naive
and gullible. You could be taken advantagde of
if the wrong person comes around. Even if you
could be seen as pure, you are not that
completely since you're human and make mistakes
too.
Negative aspects: If your naiveness has
been making you blind for too long you could go
into dark thinking.
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Thursday, October 06, 2005
In Spanish Computer Class...
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
''House'' for instance, is feminine: ''la casa.''
''Pencil,'' however, is masculine: "el lapiz.''
A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?''
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ''computer'' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender (''la computadora''), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (''el computador''), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
''House'' for instance, is feminine: ''la casa.''
''Pencil,'' however, is masculine: "el lapiz.''
A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?''
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ''computer'' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender (''la computadora''), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (''el computador''), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Updates!
Wow its October already!
Where is the time going?
Well I just got done cleaning up a little bit, Joel is off for a couple days after today. I can't wait!
We are hosting a event tonight on City Of Heroes!
Scrappers vs Tankers
Joel and I are also coming up on our 8 month wedding annivsary this month.
We just gave our roomy his notice to move out because we will need his room for a kid.
No no, not pregnet yet don't worry =)
But we plan to try within sometime in the new year.
Joel's mom and I finished cleaning the living room and kitchen, still a bit of organizing but I will get around to it. Soon =)
I made a homemade apron on the sewing machine yesterday not quite done yet I gotta put the pockets on and I am thinking of putting a bow on either side of the neck piece I think it would look really cute, and if I get around to it maybe I will put a picture up.
I talked to Richard the other day he was online, asked how my baby Slayer was doing and Sabbath and him to of course. At first he was a jerk about it and said, " Sabby is dead, Slayer ran away, and I am in pain." I told him I was serious to cut it out, he said there all fine but I am in pain. So we just chatted for a few just talked about the cats then how he was and then World of Warcraft then that was about it. I hope he feels better soon. I hope soon we can go get Slayer I miss my buddy SO MUCH!
Well I will post more soon just thought I do a quick update.
Until next time....
Where is the time going?
Well I just got done cleaning up a little bit, Joel is off for a couple days after today. I can't wait!
We are hosting a event tonight on City Of Heroes!
Scrappers vs Tankers
Joel and I are also coming up on our 8 month wedding annivsary this month.
We just gave our roomy his notice to move out because we will need his room for a kid.
No no, not pregnet yet don't worry =)
But we plan to try within sometime in the new year.
Joel's mom and I finished cleaning the living room and kitchen, still a bit of organizing but I will get around to it. Soon =)
I made a homemade apron on the sewing machine yesterday not quite done yet I gotta put the pockets on and I am thinking of putting a bow on either side of the neck piece I think it would look really cute, and if I get around to it maybe I will put a picture up.
I talked to Richard the other day he was online, asked how my baby Slayer was doing and Sabbath and him to of course. At first he was a jerk about it and said, " Sabby is dead, Slayer ran away, and I am in pain." I told him I was serious to cut it out, he said there all fine but I am in pain. So we just chatted for a few just talked about the cats then how he was and then World of Warcraft then that was about it. I hope he feels better soon. I hope soon we can go get Slayer I miss my buddy SO MUCH!
Well I will post more soon just thought I do a quick update.
Until next time....
Friday, September 30, 2005
Tell Me This Won't Happen To Us !!!!
LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay
calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
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FAMILY
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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"I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."
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LITTLE LADY
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
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DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTER
80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."
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OLD FRIENDS
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me . I know we've been friends for a long time ...but I just can't
think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
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SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's
hundreds of them!"
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DRIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I
could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that
she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving?"
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An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay
calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
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FAMILY
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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"I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."
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LITTLE LADY
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
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DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTER
80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."
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OLD FRIENDS
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me . I know we've been friends for a long time ...but I just can't
think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
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SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's
hundreds of them!"
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DRIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I
could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that
she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving?"
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Monday, September 26, 2005
Blondes Do Have More Fun!
FYI I am A Blonde Myself In Real Life... Im Naturally Blonde!
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class.
The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class.
The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman
BodyGuard!
Mistress Noire & CtrlAltDel!
Tina Noire and her husband Derek Trass are both well known teachers of Paragon City highschool. One day after school Crey broke into the school yard and started kidnapping the children and parents for tests. Tina and Derek head out and start taking on the Crey themselves. They manage to save some of the children and parents and fail to protect others.
Later that night Derek and Tina discuss becoming full time super heroes. Tina tells Derek that she wants to fight by his side and they must remain part time teachers to keep there identity a secert. Derek then shakes his head in agreement. They then seek revenge as Fentil Trass and Mistress Noire. Save those that where taken by then Crey and the rest of Paragon City from crime and evil.
Then one day while out for a walk Derek and Tina came across a secret passage way into the Crey Lab. But before Derek and Tina could go do what they needed to do CtrlAltDel told Tina that he had a gift for her.... AltF4! A robot that would help her and Trass stop the Crey and there evil. Tina then thanked CtrlAltDel for all he has done, between helping her manage her powers to AltF4 to the wonderful gift they will always share... There Friendship!
With that being said AltF4, Tina, and Derek managed to go undercover as Crey agents to find the countess herself. They managed to save the rest of the parents and children that where taken by Crey and take out the countess herself. They then met back up with CtrlAltDel for a small party with just the 3 of them to relax and see what awaits them next....
More coming soon! Be Sure to check back!
Sunday, September 25, 2005
Saturday, September 24, 2005
Mabon
Mabon
Autumn Equinox, 2nd Harvest, September 21st
Mabon, (pronounced MAY-bun, MAY-bone, MAH-boon, or MAH-bawn) is the Autumn Equinox. The Autumn Equinox divides the day and night equally, and we all take a moment to pay our respects to the impending dark. We also give thanks to the waning sunlight, as we store our harvest of this year's crops. The Druids call this celebration, Mea'n Fo'mhair, and honor the The Green Man, the God of the Forest, by offering libations to trees. Offerings of ciders, wines, herbs and fertilizer are appropriate at this time. Wiccans celebrate the aging Goddess as she passes from Mother to Crone, and her consort the God as he prepares for death and re-birth.
Various other names for this Lesser Wiccan Sabbat are The Second Harvest Festival, Wine Harvest, Feast of Avalon, Equinozio di Autunno (Strega), Alben Elfed (Caledonii), or Cornucopia. The Teutonic name, Winter Finding, spans a period of time from the Sabbat to Oct. 15th, Winter's Night, which is the Norse New Year.
At this festival it is appropriate to wear all of your finery and dine and celebrate in a lavish setting. It is the drawing to and of family as we prepare for the winding down of the year at Samhain. It is a time to finish old business as we ready for a period of rest, relaxation, and reflection.
Symbolism of Mabon:
Second Harvest, the Mysteries, Equality and Balance.
Symbols of Mabon:
wine, gourds, pine cones, acorns, grains, corn, apples, pomegranates, vines such as ivy, dried seeds, and horns of plenty.
Herbs of Maybon:
Acorn, benzoin, ferns, grains, honeysuckle, marigold, milkweed, myrrh, passionflower, rose, sage, solomon's seal, tobacco, thistle, and vegetables.
Foods of Mabon:
Breads, nuts, apples, pomegranates, and vegetables such as potatoes, carrots, and onions.
Incense of Mabon:
Autumn Blend-benzoin, myrrh, and sage.
Colors of Mabon:
Red, orange, russet, maroon, brown, and gold.
Stones of Mabon:
Sapphire, lapis lazuli, and yellow agates.
Activities of Mabon:
Making wine, gathering dried herbs, plants, seeds and seed pods, walking in the woods, scattering offerings in harvested fields, offering libations to trees, adorning burial sites with leaves, acorns, and pine cones to honor those who have passed over.
Spellworkings of Mabon:
Protection, prosperity, security, and self-confidence. Also those of harmony and balance.
Deities of Mabon:
Goddesses-Modron, Morgan, Epona, Persephone, Pamona and the Muses. Gods-Mabon, Thoth, Thor, Hermes, and The Green Man.
Mabon is considered a time of the Mysteries. It is a time to honor Aging Deities and the Spirit World. Considered a time of balance, it is when we stop and relax and enjoy the fruits of our personal harvests, whether they be from toiling in our gardens, working at our jobs, raising our families, or just coping with the hussle-bussle of everyday life. May your Mabon be memorable, and your hearts and spirits be filled to overflowing!
Autumn Equinox, 2nd Harvest, September 21st
Mabon, (pronounced MAY-bun, MAY-bone, MAH-boon, or MAH-bawn) is the Autumn Equinox. The Autumn Equinox divides the day and night equally, and we all take a moment to pay our respects to the impending dark. We also give thanks to the waning sunlight, as we store our harvest of this year's crops. The Druids call this celebration, Mea'n Fo'mhair, and honor the The Green Man, the God of the Forest, by offering libations to trees. Offerings of ciders, wines, herbs and fertilizer are appropriate at this time. Wiccans celebrate the aging Goddess as she passes from Mother to Crone, and her consort the God as he prepares for death and re-birth.
Various other names for this Lesser Wiccan Sabbat are The Second Harvest Festival, Wine Harvest, Feast of Avalon, Equinozio di Autunno (Strega), Alben Elfed (Caledonii), or Cornucopia. The Teutonic name, Winter Finding, spans a period of time from the Sabbat to Oct. 15th, Winter's Night, which is the Norse New Year.
At this festival it is appropriate to wear all of your finery and dine and celebrate in a lavish setting. It is the drawing to and of family as we prepare for the winding down of the year at Samhain. It is a time to finish old business as we ready for a period of rest, relaxation, and reflection.
Symbolism of Mabon:
Second Harvest, the Mysteries, Equality and Balance.
Symbols of Mabon:
wine, gourds, pine cones, acorns, grains, corn, apples, pomegranates, vines such as ivy, dried seeds, and horns of plenty.
Herbs of Maybon:
Acorn, benzoin, ferns, grains, honeysuckle, marigold, milkweed, myrrh, passionflower, rose, sage, solomon's seal, tobacco, thistle, and vegetables.
Foods of Mabon:
Breads, nuts, apples, pomegranates, and vegetables such as potatoes, carrots, and onions.
Incense of Mabon:
Autumn Blend-benzoin, myrrh, and sage.
Colors of Mabon:
Red, orange, russet, maroon, brown, and gold.
Stones of Mabon:
Sapphire, lapis lazuli, and yellow agates.
Activities of Mabon:
Making wine, gathering dried herbs, plants, seeds and seed pods, walking in the woods, scattering offerings in harvested fields, offering libations to trees, adorning burial sites with leaves, acorns, and pine cones to honor those who have passed over.
Spellworkings of Mabon:
Protection, prosperity, security, and self-confidence. Also those of harmony and balance.
Deities of Mabon:
Goddesses-Modron, Morgan, Epona, Persephone, Pamona and the Muses. Gods-Mabon, Thoth, Thor, Hermes, and The Green Man.
Mabon is considered a time of the Mysteries. It is a time to honor Aging Deities and the Spirit World. Considered a time of balance, it is when we stop and relax and enjoy the fruits of our personal harvests, whether they be from toiling in our gardens, working at our jobs, raising our families, or just coping with the hussle-bussle of everyday life. May your Mabon be memorable, and your hearts and spirits be filled to overflowing!
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They like to post comments and its not wanted here.
This is my own personal blog for friends comments ONLY!
So take a hike you evil NON-WANTED SPAMMERS!
They like to post comments and its not wanted here.
This is my own personal blog for friends comments ONLY!
So take a hike you evil NON-WANTED SPAMMERS!
Friday, September 23, 2005
Sunday, September 18, 2005
Cap'n Freedom & Cute Canadian: City Of Heroes!
Story Of Cap'n Freedom! (Right)
A brilliant young scientist, Dr. Carlos Mobiles, was working on an extraordinary project. It would harvest the bodies natural kinetic energy and store it in a harness-worn battery. The prototype worked but a kinetic explosion destroyed the lab. Dr. Mobiles was changed in the explosion and fard he could now control the very kinetic energy he sought to harness. Unable to safely store this energy, he instead uses his powers to help humanity another way.... as Cap'n Freedom!!
Story Of Cute Canadian! (Left)
The prize result of the Canadian Super Soldier Project, Cute Canadian's initial mission was stopping a terrorist group from melting the artic glaciers and flooding the world. Along with a team of interrational super-heroes including Cap'n Freedom ( of the U.S.A ) the mission was successful. Following Cap'n Freedom to the U.S. the continue her career as a super-heroine, Cute Canadian will always uphold her high code of honor instilled by her trainers from the Super Soldier Project: HELP THE HELPLESS AND DEFEND THE DEFENSELESS!!
Keep Checking Back... More 2 Come Soon!
Saturday, September 17, 2005
Capt. Snow & Natasha Snow: City Of Heroes!
Story of Natasha Snow! (Left)
Natasha Snowinski was a sailor working for the Russian Merchant Navy. After signing on as first mate with Capt. Boris vessel, she along with the rest of the crew went down when the ship struck a devastating storm and overturned. Splashed with the cargo they were hauling ( Secret Soviet Super-Soldier Chemicals ) and submersed in freezing water, only her and her captain ( whom she fell in love with and married shortly after ) survived. Now, they both seek fortune and adventure in Paragon City as heroes.
Story of Capt. Snow! (Right)
A tug boat Captain from Russia, Boris and crew ( Including his future wife Natasha Snow ) where caught in a devatating storm. Only he and his first mate Natasha Snowinski survived. But, they where splashed by the cargo they where haling ( Secret Soviet Super-Soldier Chemicals ) In that combination with sub-zero temperatures of the Artic waters, gave them extra-ordinary powers. Now they seak their fortune and adventure in Paragon City.
More to come soon be sure to check back!
Friday, September 16, 2005
Favorite Drinks....
Since I posted a Quiz Result on what drink I am I thought I share my Favorite Drinks well some of them anyways. Just remember you must be 19 years old in Canada, 21 in the USA to drink... Not sure about other countries but make sure your OF AGE! ... AND when you do drink plz do it responsibly. There are many people everyday that die from them drunk driving or drunk drivers. Make sure you have a designated Driver or friends or family that are sober to drive you home or/and take care of you.
Screw Driver
Ingredients:
4.0 cubes Ice
5.0 oz. Orange juice
2.0 oz. Vodka
Directions:
Pour Vodka and Orange Juice into shaker. Fill a Highball glass almost full of ice cubes, and dump ice into shaker. Shake well and pour drink into Highball glass.
Sex On The Beach
Ingredients:
0.5 full Cranberry juice
0.75 oz. Peach Schnapps
0.5 full Pineapple Juice
1.0 oz. Vodka
Directions:
Put in vodka and peach schnapps and then fill remainder with half each of the juices. Stir in highball glass.
Long Island Ice Tea
Ingredients:
1.0 dash Coke
0.5 oz. Gin
0.5 oz. Rum
1.0 oz. Sour mix
0.5 oz. Tequila
0.5 oz. Triple sec
0.5 oz. Vodka
Directions:
Combine all ingredients over ice in a glass. Add a dash of cola for colour only. Stir.
Whiskey Sour
Ingredients:
0.5 cup crushed Ice
0.5 cup Lemon juice
2.0 oz Rye/Whiskey
0.5 teaspoon Sugar
Directions:
Fill a mixing glass with cracked ice. Add lemon juice, whiskey, and sugar. Shake and strain into a sour glass filled with ice cubes. Garnish with a slice of orange and a cherry.
White Russian
Ingredients:
1.0 part Coffee Liqueur
1.0 part Milk
1.0 part Vodka
Directions:
Pour into glass and drink! Works well with cream or half & half too!
Screw Driver
Ingredients:
4.0 cubes Ice
5.0 oz. Orange juice
2.0 oz. Vodka
Directions:
Pour Vodka and Orange Juice into shaker. Fill a Highball glass almost full of ice cubes, and dump ice into shaker. Shake well and pour drink into Highball glass.
Sex On The Beach
Ingredients:
0.5 full Cranberry juice
0.75 oz. Peach Schnapps
0.5 full Pineapple Juice
1.0 oz. Vodka
Directions:
Put in vodka and peach schnapps and then fill remainder with half each of the juices. Stir in highball glass.
Long Island Ice Tea
Ingredients:
1.0 dash Coke
0.5 oz. Gin
0.5 oz. Rum
1.0 oz. Sour mix
0.5 oz. Tequila
0.5 oz. Triple sec
0.5 oz. Vodka
Directions:
Combine all ingredients over ice in a glass. Add a dash of cola for colour only. Stir.
Whiskey Sour
Ingredients:
0.5 cup crushed Ice
0.5 cup Lemon juice
2.0 oz Rye/Whiskey
0.5 teaspoon Sugar
Directions:
Fill a mixing glass with cracked ice. Add lemon juice, whiskey, and sugar. Shake and strain into a sour glass filled with ice cubes. Garnish with a slice of orange and a cherry.
White Russian
Ingredients:
1.0 part Coffee Liqueur
1.0 part Milk
1.0 part Vodka
Directions:
Pour into glass and drink! Works well with cream or half & half too!
Welcome 2 New Members Of M.A.R.R.I.E.D !
A SuperGroup Hubby and I are part of on City Of Heroes! All couples that play CoH together are in the supergroup here are the new couple: THE DISMAY'S !!
Out Of Sg Mode:
In Sg Mode:
Out Of Sg Mode:
In Sg Mode:
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Mai Tai's All Around....
| You Are a Mai Tai |
 You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive. And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away. |
Okay, I found a Recipe, Well A Few...
Ingredients:
0.5 oz Amaretto
1.0 Pineapple Juice
1.0 oz Light Rum
0.5 oz Dark Rum
1.0 Sweet and Sour mix
0.5 oz Triple sec
Directions:
Pour light rum, creme de almond and triple sec, in order, into a collins glass. Almost fill with equal parts of sweet and sour mix and pineapple juice. Add dark rum, a large straw, and serve unstirred.
OR....
Ingredients:
0.5 oz Amaretto
1.0 oz Blue Curacao
0.5 oz Grenadine
0.5 whole Lime juice
2.0 oz Rum
0.5 teaspoon powdered Sugar
Directions:
Zap in a blender all of the above and serve it over crushed ice
OR....
Ingredients:
1.0 dash Bitters
3.0 oz. Lemonade
1.0 oz. Light Rum
1.0 oz. Dark Rum
0.5 tsp. Orgeat Syrup
Directions:
Mix all ingredients. Pour over ice. Garnish with a slice of lime.
OR....
Ingredients:
0.5 oz Amaretto
1.0 splash Lime juice
2.5 oz Orange juice
2.5 oz Pineapple Juice
0.5 oz Spiced Rum
0.5 oz White Rum
0.5 oz Triple sec
Directions:
Pour all ingredients into a mixing glass half-filled with cracked ice. Stir well and strain into a wine goblet. Garnish with a slice of lime and a maraschino cherry, and serve.
OR....
Ingredients:
0.5 oz Lemon juice
0.25 oz Lime juice
0.5 oz Orange juice
2.0 oz Pineapple Juice
1.5 oz Dark Rum
1.5 oz White Rum
1.0 tsp Sugar
0.75 oz Triple sec
Directions:
Combine all ingredients (sugar to taste) in a hurricane glass filled with ice cubes. Stir well, and serve.
OR....
Ingredients:
0.5 oz Pineapple Juice
2.0 oz White Rum
2.0 oz Dark Rum
1.0 oz Coconut Rum
0.5 oz Coconut Rum
0.5 oz Orgeat Syrup
Directions:
Pour the rums, orgeat and pineapple juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a collins glass with several ice cubes. Garnish with a pineapple wedge, and serve.
*MuXaH*
| You're a Romantic Kisser |
 For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet |
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
City Of Heroes!
*UPDATES* On Mine & Joel's CoH Toons!
La Bruja - Nrg/Nrg Blaster
Princess Tynaa - Stone/Axe Tanker
Mistress Noire - Emp/Rad Defender
Bandette - Invun/SS Tanker
Pinky LeFey - Illu/Emp Controller
Sonica - Sonic/Devices Blaster
M.Val - Emp/Electric Defender
BlackFeather - Arrow/Fire Blaster
Jezebelle - MA/Regen Scrapper
Jane 2.0 - MA/Regen Scrapper
Cap'n Freedom - Ken/Rad Defender
Cute Canadian - Katana/Regen Scrapper
Capt. Snow - Ice/Ice Tanker
Natasha Snow - Ice/Ice Blaster
Capt'n Cosmos - Fire/Sonic Controller
Pyro Commander - Fire/Devices Blaster
Lady Volcana - Earth/Fire Tanker
Dragon Oco - Fire/Fire Tanker
Pyro Bug - Fire/Fire Tanker
Casey Munchkin - Assult Riffle/Devices Blaster
Cosmic Samurai - PB
Mindware ----> have to look it up
Lady Bug ----> have to look it up
Green ..... ----> have to look it up
Infra Red ----> have to look it up
Robo ....... ----> have to look it up
Ruby Starr - Katana/Regen
Capt Audio - Sonic/Sonic Defender
Midnight Edge - Katana/Dark
Midnight Arrow - TA/Arrow
Mister Bunny - Fire/Axe Tanker
Madame Noire - ----> have to look it up
Princess Salem - Fire/Ngy Tanker
Berzerka ----> have to look it up
Queen Bubbles - Bubble/Ngy Defender
Ms Silhouette -----> have to look it up
Black Cyclone -----> have to look it up
Lady Chrysalis - Earth/..... Tanker
Syrenity - PB
Wind Witch - Storm/Electric Defender
TheDarkRedRose - Spine/Dark Scrapper
Living Shield - Bubble/Ngy Defender
ArcticFallout - Ice/Rad Controller
Captain Arrow - Arrow/.... ----> have to look it up
Scykosis - Claw/SR Scrapper
Sonic Man - Sonic/Sonic Defender
Sgt Claymore - Assult Riffle/Devices
Mentallist -----> have to look it up
Illuma-Kitty - PB
Solar Kid - Fire/Ngy Tanker
Shady-Kitty - WS
Bullseye Boy - TA/Arrow Defender
Mutant-Kitty - Rad/Rad Defender
Armor Boy - Invun/Ngy Tanker
Pyro-Kitty - Fire/Ken Controller
Bomber Boy - Assult Riffle/Devices Blaster
White-Tigress - Ice/Storm Controller
Razor Girl - Katana/Invun Scrapper
Brimstone Energy - Stone/Energy Tanker
Ghost Boy - Illu/Ken Controller
Purrfect Meow - Claw/SR Scrapper
Energy Boy - Emp/Ngy Defender
Shrieking Meow - Sonic/Sonic Defender
Concreate Kid - Stone/Mace Tanker
Some I gotta check on but this is what I can remember for now =)
But the toons that are together like so are our duo's =)
La Bruja - Nrg/Nrg Blaster
Princess Tynaa - Stone/Axe Tanker
Mistress Noire - Emp/Rad Defender
Bandette - Invun/SS Tanker
Pinky LeFey - Illu/Emp Controller
Sonica - Sonic/Devices Blaster
M.Val - Emp/Electric Defender
BlackFeather - Arrow/Fire Blaster
Jezebelle - MA/Regen Scrapper
Jane 2.0 - MA/Regen Scrapper
Cap'n Freedom - Ken/Rad Defender
Cute Canadian - Katana/Regen Scrapper
Capt. Snow - Ice/Ice Tanker
Natasha Snow - Ice/Ice Blaster
Capt'n Cosmos - Fire/Sonic Controller
Pyro Commander - Fire/Devices Blaster
Lady Volcana - Earth/Fire Tanker
Dragon Oco - Fire/Fire Tanker
Pyro Bug - Fire/Fire Tanker
Casey Munchkin - Assult Riffle/Devices Blaster
Cosmic Samurai - PB
Mindware ----> have to look it up
Lady Bug ----> have to look it up
Green ..... ----> have to look it up
Infra Red ----> have to look it up
Robo ....... ----> have to look it up
Ruby Starr - Katana/Regen
Capt Audio - Sonic/Sonic Defender
Midnight Edge - Katana/Dark
Midnight Arrow - TA/Arrow
Mister Bunny - Fire/Axe Tanker
Madame Noire - ----> have to look it up
Princess Salem - Fire/Ngy Tanker
Berzerka ----> have to look it up
Queen Bubbles - Bubble/Ngy Defender
Ms Silhouette -----> have to look it up
Black Cyclone -----> have to look it up
Lady Chrysalis - Earth/..... Tanker
Syrenity - PB
Wind Witch - Storm/Electric Defender
TheDarkRedRose - Spine/Dark Scrapper
Living Shield - Bubble/Ngy Defender
ArcticFallout - Ice/Rad Controller
Captain Arrow - Arrow/.... ----> have to look it up
Scykosis - Claw/SR Scrapper
Sonic Man - Sonic/Sonic Defender
Sgt Claymore - Assult Riffle/Devices
Mentallist -----> have to look it up
Illuma-Kitty - PB
Solar Kid - Fire/Ngy Tanker
Shady-Kitty - WS
Bullseye Boy - TA/Arrow Defender
Mutant-Kitty - Rad/Rad Defender
Armor Boy - Invun/Ngy Tanker
Pyro-Kitty - Fire/Ken Controller
Bomber Boy - Assult Riffle/Devices Blaster
White-Tigress - Ice/Storm Controller
Razor Girl - Katana/Invun Scrapper
Brimstone Energy - Stone/Energy Tanker
Ghost Boy - Illu/Ken Controller
Purrfect Meow - Claw/SR Scrapper
Energy Boy - Emp/Ngy Defender
Shrieking Meow - Sonic/Sonic Defender
Concreate Kid - Stone/Mace Tanker
Some I gotta check on but this is what I can remember for now =)
But the toons that are together like so are our duo's =)
Monday, September 12, 2005
Eyes....
Take the quiz: "What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)"
Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.
Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.
Oooo! Im a Quiz Whore today !!
Take the quiz: "What do you love about making love?"
Love
You are a lover of love. You love to love and be loved. You are perhaps a hopeless romantic but those are rare nowadays. Think of it as a gift. Whether you are saving yourself for that special someone or you have already found him or her. You are part of an almost extinct species of human. The kind that believe in true love... Because love is truly beautiful!
Love
You are a lover of love. You love to love and be loved. You are perhaps a hopeless romantic but those are rare nowadays. Think of it as a gift. Whether you are saving yourself for that special someone or you have already found him or her. You are part of an almost extinct species of human. The kind that believe in true love... Because love is truly beautiful!
Why am I crying?
You're crying because you are happy! You're very
thankful for everything that's been happening.
Perhaps you feel unworthy of all of these
blessings? Whatever it is, you are very lucky.
People always look beautiful when they are
crying because of happiness.
Why are you crying? (beautiful pics)
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