Saturday, September 10, 2005

Now Thats Scary!

You Are 23 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

Pizza!

Cheese Pizza

Traditional and comforting.
You focus on living a quality life.
You're not easily impressed with novelty.
Yet, you easily impress others.

Flowers!

You Are a Carnation

You are down to earth and grounded.
You tend to be more traditional than trendy.
Your confidence gets you through anything.
People trust you and are very loyal to you.

Good? Bad?

You Are a Normal Girl

You are 40% Good and 60% Bad
Sure you've pulled some bad girl stunts in your past.
But these days, you're (mostly) a good girl.

Elements

Your Element is Water

Your power colors: blue and aqua

Your energy: deep

Your season: winter

Like the ocean, you evoke deep feelings and passion. You have an emotional, sensitive, and spiritual soul. A bit mysterious, you tend to be quiet when you are working out a problem.
You need your alone time, so that you can think and dream.

How Well Do You Know Men?

You Are a Good Student of Men

You're pretty good at knowing what men are thinking
But you're not dead on 100% of the time
Let your guy off the hook sometimes... because you may be reading him all wrong!

Potato Chips!

Tina, you're a Kettle Cooked Jalapeno Potato Chip

When you're on the loose the world had better watch out! A risk taker by nature, you don't mind taking it up a notch and letting it all hang out. And just like your signature potato chip, you're not afraid to shock people with your sassy and spicy style.You love being surrounded by people, especially when you can be the center of attention. And you don't mind going to extreme lengths to make sure all eyes are on you. Sound like a lot of surprises and fun? That's because you are. Zesty!

You want to take this quiz go to: http://web.tickle.com/tests/potatochip/

Celebrity Chef Match...

Tina, your celebrity chef match is The Naked Chef

No cause for alarm! Your cooking counterpart doesn't sauté, simmer, or season in his birthday suit. It's just his take on food prep that's naked. Like Jamie Oliver, you've probably got a low-key, no-frills approach to cuisine — and maybe to life, too!Whether you're cooking for company or for yourself, you're keen on creating succulent flavors that make your taste buds do summersaults — without spending the whole day slaving over a hot stove. After all, you've got other things to do and places to be. And your knack for keeping up with culinary trends and stripping cooking down to the basics will make your cooking a winning welcome at any meal.

You want to take this quiz go to: http://web.tickle.com/tests/celebchef/index.jsp

My Beauty Secrets...

Tina, your beauty secret is Living in the Moment

While some people rely of layers of cover up, Botox treatments, or endless reps at the gym to look good, you feel — and look — your best when you're actively involved in what's going on in your life. Sincere and open, you try not to let negative aspects from the past or worries about your future affect what is happening today. And that's what helps you enjoy and appreciate most things that you do.It's the big events in life that you put most of your thought and energy into, which means you don't spend a lot of time sweating the little ones. Sound like a healthy way to deal with life? It is.

You want to take this quiz go to: http://web.tickle.com/tests/beautysecret/index.jsp

Whats My Style?

Tina, you've got a Fresh 'n' Funky style

Vintage tees, old-school sneaks, thrift store treasures. Cool finds like these are part and parcel of your fun and funky wardrobe. With you, it's all about making your own statement and dressing in your own hip and unique style. You might pair an '80s rocker t-shirt with some cool jeans or a cowboy shirt with tuxedo pants. It's all about how you feel that day.You've got a mind of your own, and you certainly don't need a style advisor to tell you what to wear. And you have great fun on spontaneous and unique purchases — you just aren't going to get a second shot at those one-of-a-kind vintage golf knickers. And that's how you keep your style fresh!

You want to take this quiz go to: http://web.tickle.com/tests/yourstyle/index.jsp

Whats my Flavor?

Tina, your flavor is Sweet

Kind and charming, you're a sweetie with a heart of gold. Like a hot cup of tea on a cold day, you're a warm and caring soul who makes people feel better. A great friend, you're always thinking of others and doing what you can to make the world a better place.Whether it's bringing a get-well card to a sick friend, helping a neighbor move, or lifting someone's spirits with your sunny smile, you're happy to do what you can to make someone else's day brighter. So keep sharing your warmth. It's always welcome!

If you want to take this quiz go to: http://web.tickle.com/tests/flavornew/

Super Mom!

Tina, you've got the power of Playful Enthusiasm

Sounds to us like you are a funny, easygoing mom who loves to lighten the mood with a laugh. It doesn't matter if you're trading jokes with your kids, practicing your wrestling moves on them, or just kicking back with the family for a night of silly sitcoms, you've got an addictive, childlike energy that makes you a blast to be around. And here's a bonus: Mellow mamas who know how to laugh at themselves can really help their kids unwind and put their own problems in perspective.Of course, you know that sometimes you've got to play the stern mom role (like when your kids break your basic rules), but you're likely to feel much more like yourself when you're sitting next to your kids, riding roller coasters, pigging out on junk food — or giving them their goodnight noogies.

You can take the quiz at: http://web.tickle.com/tests/supermom/index.jsp

Thursday, September 08, 2005

New Look For Mistress Noire!












Mistress Noire's New Look!

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

THE BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN

Your Clothes:


1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYNconfirms your pregnancy.

2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

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Preparing for the Birth:


1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.

2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathingdidn't do a thing.

3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.

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The Layette:


1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and foldthem neatly in the baby's little bureau.

2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discardonly the ones with the darkest stains.

3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

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Worries:


1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick upthe baby.

2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake yourfirstborn.

3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanicalswing.

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Pacifier:


1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until youcan go home and wash and boil it.

2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off withsome juice from the baby's bottle.

3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

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Diapering:


1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need itor not.

2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.

3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complainabout the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.

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Activities:


1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and BabyStory Hour.

2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.

3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.

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Going Out:


1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call homefive times.

2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave anumber where you can be reached.

3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she seesblood.

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At Home:


1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.

2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older childisn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.

3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

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Swallowing Coins (a favorite):


1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to thehospital and demand x-rays.

2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for thecoin to pass.

3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from hisallowance!

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For A Laugh!

For The Girls... No Offence To Guys...

1. Men are like .......Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like ......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ......Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like .......Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .....Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ......Popcorn . .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

12. Men are like .......Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


Don't get me wrong I love cats but this is cute!

How to bathe a cat:

1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place the cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this).

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from the toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.


How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks,write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......

20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Relationships..

moon luv
You'll have a sweet relationship. To both of you,
it'll feel like it's first love again. You
might go slow, but it's long lasting. You care
for each other and will always be there no
matter what. Sometimes you can't even believe
you are this much in love.


What kind or relationship will you likely end up with? -=Great pics!=-
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*For me it's right I already have this with the most amazing man in the world* I Love You Joel ! Always and Eternity! XOXO

7 Sins ?

Angel
You are none of them! But you're not Mr./Miss
perfect.


Which Of the 7 Deadly Sins Are You?
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Tattoos....

Skull and crossbones
Skull and Crossbones Tattoo


What tattoo would you have?
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Wedding Dress'

Simple
simple


What Will Your Wedding Dress Look Like (Now With Pics)
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Saturday, September 03, 2005

Ultimate Women!

Slave
You are a slave


Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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