Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called:

Smurf Sex.

This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called:

Kitchen Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called:

Bedroom Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called:

Hallway Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called:

Religious Sex.

Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called:

Courtroom Sex.

This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called:

Social Security Sex.

You get a little each month but not enough to live on.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

My Result!

Who Are You Within Your Soul? (5 detailed answers + awesome pics)

Within your soul, you are a pacifist. You hate violence and love to love everyone and everything. To you the world is messed up with criminals and other disasterous things, so you wish to make it better. You know that pain happens but do not wish to inflict it onto others.
Color: Green
Element: Earth
Herb: Bayberry Root
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Thursday, May 11, 2006

David Blaine



Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Spirits ......

What Spirit Is Following You? (5 detailed answers + anime pics)

The spirit that follows you is the Angel. Bright and optimistic, the Angel flock to you, drawn by your happiness. They watch over you in hopes of keeping this happiness alive, but sometimes may get in the way. You should be honored to be in the presence of the Angel.
Color: White
Element: Light
Gemstone: Moonstone
Emotions: Happy and Friendly

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Sunday, May 07, 2006

-- Beltane --

(Sry was on vacation, im posting it now)

April 30th -- Beltane
Also known as Roodmas or May Day

Beltane has long been celebrated with feasts and rituals. Beltane means fire of Bel; Belinos being one name for the Sun God, whose coronation feast we now celebrate. As summer begins, weather becomes warmer, and the plant world blossoms, an exuberant mood prevails. In old Celtic traditions it was a time of unabashed sexuality and promiscuity where marriages of a year and a day could be undertaken but it is rarely observed in that manner in modern times.

In the old Celtic times, young people would spend the entire night in the woods "A-Maying," and then dance around the phallic Maypole the next morning. Older married couples were allowed to remove their wedding rings (and the restrictions they imply) for this one night. May morning is a magickal time for wild water (dew, flowing streams, and springs) which is collected and used to bathe in for beauty, or to drink for health.

The Christian religion had only a poor substitute for the life-affirming Maypole -- namely, the death-affirming cross. Hence, in the Christian calendar, this was celebrated as 'Roodmas'. In Germany, it was the feast of Saint Walpurga, or 'Walpurgisnacht'. An alternative date around May 5 (Old Beltane), when the sun reaches 15 degrees Taurus, is sometimes employed by Covens. (Both 'Lady Day' and 'Ostara' are names incorrectly assigned to this holiday by some modern traditions of Wicca.)

Think of the May pole as a focal point of the old English village rituals. Many people would rise at the first light of dawn to go outdoors and gather flowers and branches to decorate their homes. Women traditionally would braid flowers into their hair. Men and women alike would decorate their bodies. Beltane marks the return of vitality, of passion. Ancient Pagan traditions say that Beltane marks the emergence of the young God into manhood. Stirred by the energies at work in nature, he desires the Goddess. They fall in love, lie among the grasses and blossoms, and unite. The Goddess becomes pregnant of the God. To celebrate, a wedding feast, for the God and Goddess must be prepared. Let Them guide you! Breads and cereals are popular. Try oatmeal cakes or cookies sweetened with a dab of honey. Dairy foods are again appropriate...just make a lovely wedding feast and you are sure to enjoy yourself! An early morning walk through a local park or forest could be fun for everyone. Gather up some plants or flowers to display in your home. Mom and daughter could braid their hair, and weave in a few tender blossoms.

Blessed Be!