Sunday, July 30, 2006

Lughnasadh / Lammas !!

July 31st Lughnasadh / Lammas

Lughnasadh means the funeral games of Lugh (pronounced Loo), referring to Lugh, the Irish sun god. However, the funeral is not his own, but the funeral games he hosts in honor of his foster-mother Tailte. For that reason, the traditional Tailtean craft fairs and Tailtean marriages (which last for a year and a day) are celebrated at this time.

This day originally coincided with the first reapings of the harvest. It was known as the time when the plants of spring wither and drop their fruits or seeds for our use as well as to ensure future crops.

As autumn begins, the Sun God enters his old age, but is not yet dead. The God symbolically loses some of his strength as the Sun rises farther in the South each day and the nights grow longer.

The Christian religion adopted this theme and called it 'Lammas ', meaning 'loaf-mass ', a time when newly baked loaves of bread are placed on the altar. An alternative date around August 5 (Old Lammas), when the sun reaches 15 degrees Leo, is sometimes employed by Covens.

Traditional Foods:
Apples, Grains, Breads and Berries.

Herbs and Flowers:
All Grains, Grapes, Heather, Blackberries, Sloe, Crab Apples, Pears.

Aloes, Rose, Sandalwood.

Sacred Gemstone:

Special Activities:
As summer passes, many Pagans celebrate this time to remember its warmth and bounty in a celebrated feast shared with family or Coven members. Save and plant the seeds from the fruits consumed during the feast or ritual. If they sprout, grow the plant or tree with love and as a symbol of your connection with the Lord and Lady. Walk through the fields and orchards or spend time along springs, creeks, rivers, ponds and lakes reflecting on the bounty and love of the Lord and Lady.

Blessed Be!

Blonde Joke! (Im blonde too)

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.

Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from re-possessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there,if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her,then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable."

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very !!!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

The Price of Love...........

The Price of Love

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unknown to her, her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.

The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
are again in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

Man: "How much?"

Boy: "$750."

Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks: "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says, "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.

That is way more than those two things cost.

I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little
boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

Saturday, July 22, 2006

OMG! This is bad!

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on turning off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.

You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says; calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

Prison Vs. Work

Prison vs. Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

IN spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN get three meals a day.
AT get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN get time off for good behavior.
AT get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON.........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN can watch TV and play games.
AT could get fired for watching T V and playing games.

IN PRISON..... get your own toilet.
AT have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON must deal with sadistic fellow prisoners.
AT WORK...........they are called co-workers.

Friday, July 14, 2006


KoRn KwiZ
Favorite KoRn Member?::Jonathan Davis... He's A GOD!
Favorite KoRn Song?::Does all of them count??
Favorite KoRn Album?::Again, does all of them count??
Ever been to a KoRn Show?::YEP.. 2002 MI !!! Was going to go next month too but the car broke so no money now ;_;
If so How good was it?!::AWESOME! I didn't wanna leave!
Did you meet any KoRn memmbers?::Sadly No *cries*
Who did they play with?::Deadsy, Puddle of Mudd
Which Album cover do you like best?::All of em are awesome I can't choose.
What song off Self Tiltled do you like best?::Again I can't choose I love em all!
What song off Life Is Peachy do you like best?::Again..... I can't choose Dang it!
What song off Follow The Leader do you like best?::*ugh* ur making me mad! I can't choose!
What song off Issues do you like best?::*sigh* I give up........
What song off Untouchables do you like best?::*whistles, and points above*
What song off Take A Look In The Mirror do you like best?::Okay thats it!! *smashes the pc*
Munky or Head?::*giggle* This could be a perverted question... JOKING! I love em both!
Whos the sexyest KoRn memmber?::There all sexy but if i had to choose just one.......... JON DAVIS!!
Who are you most like in KoRn?::Jon Davis
If you were in KoRn what would you play?::Drums!! But maybe a little of everything if i could ^_^
If you met Jonathan Davis what would you do or say to him!?::Id thank him, because KoRn's music helped me though the tuff times in my teens when I thought everything was MY Fault for what my parents did (I have a past similar to Jon's)
Who do you dress most like in KoRn?::I used to dress like Jon
Do you have any KoRn Shirts?::yes
If so how many?::one but i want more! I got it at the concert back in 2002, i did have more but i don't know where they went!
How many KoRm Posters On your wall?::I had a few but im remodeling and stuff
If youve seen KoRn how many times?::sadly once *Cries and tosses a fit*
Would you rather have K-7,K-5 or a Tama Set?::A What?
If you could do one person in KoRn Who would it be?::JON!
How many hours a day do you listen to KoRn?::All depends, but i listen to them all the time.......
How Many KoRn albums do you own?::All of them ... wait no Im missing the newest one..... *SREAMS AND FAINTS*
What other bands like KoRn do you like?::KoRn
Are you mildly Obsessed?::No more like grande obsessed
Do you where old school A.D.I.D.A.S?::*giggle*
Do you spell KoRm with a backwards R?::YEP!
Do you scratch KoRn into desks and spraypaint it on walls?!::I used too
When KoRn Comes on the Radio do you blast it?!::YEP!
Does your mom like KoRn?::I don't talk to my mom......
Do any of you Screennames have "KoRn"in them?::Yep
What KoRn song gets stuck in your head?::usually all of them at one point of the day.. but right now.... LIAR
Whats the last KoRn song youve listened to?::LIAR
When did you get into KoRn?::Back in like 1993/1994
Do you Believe KoRn is one of the greatest bands ever?::YES!
First KoRn Song you ever herd?::Blind
Older KoRn or Newer KoRn?::Both
dredlocks or braids?::Dreds *drool*
Favorite KoRn video?::AGAIN! I have to figgen choose??
How Does KoRn make you feel?::Great and full of energy!
What KoRn song touches you most?::Daddy
Are you a KoRn Freak or a KoRn Fagget? or both?::KoRn Freak!
Favorite KoRn Song with Bagpipes?::Shoots and Ladders
Do you know Where KoRn's from?::Yep, Bakersfield California!
Does KoRn Music make you wanna have sex or beat the fuck out of someone?::Both!
Favorite KoRn song to Mosh to?::Quite a few accually
Do you like KoRn more than this quiz?:FUCK YA!
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Sunday, July 09, 2006

Inner Eye Color

Your Inner Eye Color Is Blue

You've got the personality of a blue eyed women
You're intense and expressive - and always on the go
You've also got a sweet, playful side - which draws men in

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Poem For JR From Evey

I thought this poem was cute and its so true, my friend Evey posted as a comment on my other blog, I thought I share it with you all.

Do not stand at my grave and weep; I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn's rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there:
I did not die.

In Loving Memory of JR
1986 - 2006
You will be missed kitty and are forever in our hearts.