Friday, September 30, 2005

Wanna Play?

Tell Me This Won't Happen To Us !!!!


An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay
calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."


Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."


Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."


A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."


80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."


Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me . I know we've been friends for a long time ...but I just can't
think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"


As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's
hundreds of them!"


Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I
could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that
she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving?"

Monday, September 26, 2005

Blondes Do Have More Fun!

FYI I am A Blonde Myself In Real Life... Im Naturally Blonde!


A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."


Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"


A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"


A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."


What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"


Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class.
The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."


Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman


Mistress Noire & CtrlAltDel!
Tina Noire and her husband Derek Trass are both well known teachers of Paragon City highschool. One day after school Crey broke into the school yard and started kidnapping the children and parents for tests. Tina and Derek head out and start taking on the Crey themselves. They manage to save some of the children and parents and fail to protect others.

Later that night Derek and Tina discuss becoming full time super heroes. Tina tells Derek that she wants to fight by his side and they must remain part time teachers to keep there identity a secert. Derek then shakes his head in agreement. They then seek revenge as Fentil Trass and Mistress Noire. Save those that where taken by then Crey and the rest of Paragon City from crime and evil.

Then one day while out for a walk Derek and Tina came across a secret passage way into the Crey Lab. But before Derek and Tina could go do what they needed to do CtrlAltDel told Tina that he had a gift for her.... AltF4! A robot that would help her and Trass stop the Crey and there evil. Tina then thanked CtrlAltDel for all he has done, between helping her manage her powers to AltF4 to the wonderful gift they will always share... There Friendship!

With that being said AltF4, Tina, and Derek managed to go undercover as Crey agents to find the countess herself. They managed to save the rest of the parents and children that where taken by Crey and take out the countess herself. They then met back up with CtrlAltDel for a small party with just the 3 of them to relax and see what awaits them next....
More coming soon! Be Sure to check back!

Sunday, September 25, 2005

My Love Is....

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...breath taking
Your hugs are...gentle
Your eyes...burn into my heart
Your touch is...the only thing I desire
Your smell is...exotic
Your smile is...encouraging
Your love is...unique
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Saturday, September 24, 2005


Autumn Equinox, 2nd Harvest, September 21st

Mabon, (pronounced MAY-bun, MAY-bone, MAH-boon, or MAH-bawn) is the Autumn Equinox. The Autumn Equinox divides the day and night equally, and we all take a moment to pay our respects to the impending dark. We also give thanks to the waning sunlight, as we store our harvest of this year's crops. The Druids call this celebration, Mea'n Fo'mhair, and honor the The Green Man, the God of the Forest, by offering libations to trees. Offerings of ciders, wines, herbs and fertilizer are appropriate at this time. Wiccans celebrate the aging Goddess as she passes from Mother to Crone, and her consort the God as he prepares for death and re-birth.

Various other names for this Lesser Wiccan Sabbat are The Second Harvest Festival, Wine Harvest, Feast of Avalon, Equinozio di Autunno (Strega), Alben Elfed (Caledonii), or Cornucopia. The Teutonic name, Winter Finding, spans a period of time from the Sabbat to Oct. 15th, Winter's Night, which is the Norse New Year.

At this festival it is appropriate to wear all of your finery and dine and celebrate in a lavish setting. It is the drawing to and of family as we prepare for the winding down of the year at Samhain. It is a time to finish old business as we ready for a period of rest, relaxation, and reflection.

Symbolism of Mabon:
Second Harvest, the Mysteries, Equality and Balance.

Symbols of Mabon:
wine, gourds, pine cones, acorns, grains, corn, apples, pomegranates, vines such as ivy, dried seeds, and horns of plenty.

Herbs of Maybon:
Acorn, benzoin, ferns, grains, honeysuckle, marigold, milkweed, myrrh, passionflower, rose, sage, solomon's seal, tobacco, thistle, and vegetables.

Foods of Mabon:
Breads, nuts, apples, pomegranates, and vegetables such as potatoes, carrots, and onions.

Incense of Mabon:
Autumn Blend-benzoin, myrrh, and sage.

Colors of Mabon:
Red, orange, russet, maroon, brown, and gold.

Stones of Mabon:
Sapphire, lapis lazuli, and yellow agates.

Activities of Mabon:
Making wine, gathering dried herbs, plants, seeds and seed pods, walking in the woods, scattering offerings in harvested fields, offering libations to trees, adorning burial sites with leaves, acorns, and pine cones to honor those who have passed over.

Spellworkings of Mabon:
Protection, prosperity, security, and self-confidence. Also those of harmony and balance.

Deities of Mabon:
Goddesses-Modron, Morgan, Epona, Persephone, Pamona and the Muses. Gods-Mabon, Thoth, Thor, Hermes, and The Green Man.

Mabon is considered a time of the Mysteries. It is a time to honor Aging Deities and the Spirit World. Considered a time of balance, it is when we stop and relax and enjoy the fruits of our personal harvests, whether they be from toiling in our gardens, working at our jobs, raising our families, or just coping with the hussle-bussle of everyday life. May your Mabon be memorable, and your hearts and spirits be filled to overflowing!


I hate spammers..!!!!
They like to post comments and its not wanted here.
This is my own personal blog for friends comments ONLY!
So take a hike you evil NON-WANTED SPAMMERS!

Friday, September 23, 2005

Guess Who This Is?

Another New Look!

Another New Look For Noire!
Go Figure!
She has 3 new looks.. I will post em soon!

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Cap'n Freedom & Cute Canadian: City Of Heroes!

Story Of Cap'n Freedom! (Right)
A brilliant young scientist, Dr. Carlos Mobiles, was working on an extraordinary project. It would harvest the bodies natural kinetic energy and store it in a harness-worn battery. The prototype worked but a kinetic explosion destroyed the lab. Dr. Mobiles was changed in the explosion and fard he could now control the very kinetic energy he sought to harness. Unable to safely store this energy, he instead uses his powers to help humanity another way.... as Cap'n Freedom!!
Story Of Cute Canadian! (Left)
The prize result of the Canadian Super Soldier Project, Cute Canadian's initial mission was stopping a terrorist group from melting the artic glaciers and flooding the world. Along with a team of interrational super-heroes including Cap'n Freedom ( of the U.S.A ) the mission was successful. Following Cap'n Freedom to the U.S. the continue her career as a super-heroine, Cute Canadian will always uphold her high code of honor instilled by her trainers from the Super Soldier Project: HELP THE HELPLESS AND DEFEND THE DEFENSELESS!!
Keep Checking Back... More 2 Come Soon!

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Capt. Snow & Natasha Snow: City Of Heroes!

Story of Natasha Snow! (Left)
Natasha Snowinski was a sailor working for the Russian Merchant Navy. After signing on as first mate with Capt. Boris vessel, she along with the rest of the crew went down when the ship struck a devastating storm and overturned. Splashed with the cargo they were hauling ( Secret Soviet Super-Soldier Chemicals ) and submersed in freezing water, only her and her captain ( whom she fell in love with and married shortly after ) survived. Now, they both seek fortune and adventure in Paragon City as heroes.

Story of Capt. Snow! (Right)
A tug boat Captain from Russia, Boris and crew ( Including his future wife Natasha Snow ) where caught in a devatating storm. Only he and his first mate Natasha Snowinski survived. But, they where splashed by the cargo they where haling ( Secret Soviet Super-Soldier Chemicals ) In that combination with sub-zero temperatures of the Artic waters, gave them extra-ordinary powers. Now they seak their fortune and adventure in Paragon City.

More to come soon be sure to check back!

Friday, September 16, 2005

Favorite Drinks....

Since I posted a Quiz Result on what drink I am I thought I share my Favorite Drinks well some of them anyways. Just remember you must be 19 years old in Canada, 21 in the USA to drink... Not sure about other countries but make sure your OF AGE! ... AND when you do drink plz do it responsibly. There are many people everyday that die from them drunk driving or drunk drivers. Make sure you have a designated Driver or friends or family that are sober to drive you home or/and take care of you.

Screw Driver


4.0 cubes Ice
5.0 oz. Orange juice
2.0 oz. Vodka


Pour Vodka and Orange Juice into shaker. Fill a Highball glass almost full of ice cubes, and dump ice into shaker. Shake well and pour drink into Highball glass.

Sex On The Beach


0.5 full Cranberry juice
0.75 oz. Peach Schnapps
0.5 full Pineapple Juice
1.0 oz. Vodka


Put in vodka and peach schnapps and then fill remainder with half each of the juices. Stir in highball glass.

Long Island Ice Tea


1.0 dash Coke
0.5 oz. Gin
0.5 oz. Rum
1.0 oz. Sour mix
0.5 oz. Tequila
0.5 oz. Triple sec
0.5 oz. Vodka


Combine all ingredients over ice in a glass. Add a dash of cola for colour only. Stir.

Whiskey Sour


0.5 cup crushed Ice
0.5 cup Lemon juice
2.0 oz Rye/Whiskey
0.5 teaspoon Sugar


Fill a mixing glass with cracked ice. Add lemon juice, whiskey, and sugar. Shake and strain into a sour glass filled with ice cubes. Garnish with a slice of orange and a cherry.

White Russian


1.0 part Coffee Liqueur
1.0 part Milk
1.0 part Vodka


Pour into glass and drink! Works well with cream or half & half too!

Welcome 2 New Members Of M.A.R.R.I.E.D !

A SuperGroup Hubby and I are part of on City Of Heroes! All couples that play CoH together are in the supergroup here are the new couple: THE DISMAY'S !!

Out Of Sg Mode:

In Sg Mode:

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Mai Tai's All Around....

You Are a Mai Tai

You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.
And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away.
Okay, I found a Recipe, Well A Few...

0.5 oz Amaretto
1.0 Pineapple Juice
1.0 oz Light Rum
0.5 oz Dark Rum
1.0 Sweet and Sour mix
0.5 oz Triple sec

Pour light rum, creme de almond and triple sec, in order, into a collins glass. Almost fill with equal parts of sweet and sour mix and pineapple juice. Add dark rum, a large straw, and serve unstirred.
0.5 oz Amaretto
1.0 oz Blue Curacao
0.5 oz Grenadine
0.5 whole Lime juice
2.0 oz Rum
0.5 teaspoon powdered Sugar

Zap in a blender all of the above and serve it over crushed ice
1.0 dash Bitters
3.0 oz. Lemonade
1.0 oz. Light Rum
1.0 oz. Dark Rum
0.5 tsp. Orgeat Syrup

Mix all ingredients. Pour over ice. Garnish with a slice of lime.

0.5 oz Amaretto
1.0 splash Lime juice
2.5 oz Orange juice
2.5 oz Pineapple Juice
0.5 oz Spiced Rum
0.5 oz White Rum
0.5 oz Triple sec

Pour all ingredients into a mixing glass half-filled with cracked ice. Stir well and strain into a wine goblet. Garnish with a slice of lime and a maraschino cherry, and serve.

0.5 oz Lemon juice
0.25 oz Lime juice
0.5 oz Orange juice
2.0 oz Pineapple Juice
1.5 oz Dark Rum
1.5 oz White Rum
1.0 tsp Sugar
0.75 oz Triple sec

Combine all ingredients (sugar to taste) in a hurricane glass filled with ice cubes. Stir well, and serve.

0.5 oz Pineapple Juice
2.0 oz White Rum
2.0 oz Dark Rum
1.0 oz Coconut Rum
0.5 oz Coconut Rum
0.5 oz Orgeat Syrup

Pour the rums, orgeat and pineapple juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a collins glass with several ice cubes. Garnish with a pineapple wedge, and serve.


You're a Romantic Kisser

For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

City Of Heroes!

*UPDATES* On Mine & Joel's CoH Toons!

La Bruja - Nrg/Nrg Blaster
Princess Tynaa - Stone/Axe Tanker

Mistress Noire - Emp/Rad Defender
Bandette - Invun/SS Tanker

Pinky LeFey - Illu/Emp Controller
Sonica - Sonic/Devices Blaster

M.Val - Emp/Electric Defender
BlackFeather - Arrow/Fire Blaster

Jezebelle - MA/Regen Scrapper
Jane 2.0 - MA/Regen Scrapper

Cap'n Freedom - Ken/Rad Defender
Cute Canadian - Katana/Regen Scrapper

Capt. Snow - Ice/Ice Tanker
Natasha Snow - Ice/Ice Blaster

Capt'n Cosmos - Fire/Sonic Controller
Pyro Commander - Fire/Devices Blaster

Lady Volcana - Earth/Fire Tanker
Dragon Oco - Fire/Fire Tanker

Pyro Bug - Fire/Fire Tanker
Casey Munchkin - Assult Riffle/Devices Blaster

Cosmic Samurai - PB
Mindware ----> have to look it up

Lady Bug ----> have to look it up
Green ..... ----> have to look it up

Infra Red ----> have to look it up
Robo ....... ----> have to look it up

Ruby Starr - Katana/Regen
Capt Audio - Sonic/Sonic Defender

Midnight Edge - Katana/Dark
Midnight Arrow - TA/Arrow

Mister Bunny - Fire/Axe Tanker
Madame Noire - ----> have to look it up

Princess Salem - Fire/Ngy Tanker
Berzerka ----> have to look it up

Queen Bubbles - Bubble/Ngy Defender
Ms Silhouette -----> have to look it up

Black Cyclone -----> have to look it up
Lady Chrysalis - Earth/..... Tanker

Syrenity - PB
Wind Witch - Storm/Electric Defender

TheDarkRedRose - Spine/Dark Scrapper
Living Shield - Bubble/Ngy Defender

ArcticFallout - Ice/Rad Controller
Captain Arrow - Arrow/.... ----> have to look it up

Scykosis - Claw/SR Scrapper
Sonic Man - Sonic/Sonic Defender

Sgt Claymore - Assult Riffle/Devices
Mentallist -----> have to look it up

Illuma-Kitty - PB
Solar Kid - Fire/Ngy Tanker

Shady-Kitty - WS
Bullseye Boy - TA/Arrow Defender

Mutant-Kitty - Rad/Rad Defender
Armor Boy - Invun/Ngy Tanker

Pyro-Kitty - Fire/Ken Controller
Bomber Boy - Assult Riffle/Devices Blaster

White-Tigress - Ice/Storm Controller
Razor Girl - Katana/Invun Scrapper

Brimstone Energy - Stone/Energy Tanker
Ghost Boy - Illu/Ken Controller

Purrfect Meow - Claw/SR Scrapper
Energy Boy - Emp/Ngy Defender

Shrieking Meow - Sonic/Sonic Defender
Concreate Kid - Stone/Mace Tanker

Some I gotta check on but this is what I can remember for now =)
But the toons that are together like so are our duo's =)

Monday, September 12, 2005


Take the quiz: "What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)"

You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.

Oooo! Im a Quiz Whore today !!

Take the quiz: "What do you love about making love?"

You are a lover of love. You love to love and be loved. You are perhaps a hopeless romantic but those are rare nowadays. Think of it as a gift. Whether you are saving yourself for that special someone or you have already found him or her. You are part of an almost extinct species of human. The kind that believe in true love... Because love is truly beautiful!

Why am I crying?

You're crying because you are happy! You're very
thankful for everything that's been happening.
Perhaps you feel unworthy of all of these
blessings? Whatever it is, you are very lucky.
People always look beautiful when they are
crying because of happiness.

Why are you crying? (beautiful pics)
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How is my soul!??!

Caring soul
Your soul is caring.
Other people are your concern, even if you
don't know them. If you see a person trip you
worry is he is okay. You put your loved ones
first and you're very mature. When someones
sick you're nurturing and always try to help
family and friends when failure strikes them.
You can be called the motherly one, if you are
in a group of people, which doesn't have to be
bad. Love is something that's already in you
and you have a lot to give whether you believe
it or not. Your friends probably love you very
much and come to when they need help since
you're reliable. People can feel secure with
you and generally like you.

How is your soul? [pics]
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Cowboy Bebop!

Take the quiz: "Which Cowboy Bebop Character are you?"

You're Spike! Wahey. You're the cool guy with some very cool gun skills and a cool drink. Cool!

Smoothie's YUM!

Take the quiz: "What Smoothie Are You?"

Tropical Fruit Smoothie
You're a Tropical Smoothie! You're so widely spread, that you're filled with a little bit of everything. You don't have just one favorite, you love them all. People know you as having split personalities at times, but are always happy and joyous.

School Girl !!

You're a loner. But instead of being depressed,
your happy and content with your life. You
spend a lot of time with your family and
there's a sort of innocence about you. Most
people think you're cute.

What kind of school girl are you? (cute pics)
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Sailor Moon!

Take the quiz: "Which sailor moon character are you?"

I'm just as clumsy as every wanna be

The Darkness...

You're the caged angel. You're either trapped
inside your mind or emotions. You're stuck in a
big mess of problems and in a way, you're
hiding. You're actually a kind person who wants
people to like you and be kind back. You don't
know what to do. You want so badly to get out,
but you're afraid to leave and afraid to stay.
The outside world is scary to you because you
have a fragile soul and you break down easily
after so many jerks won't get off your case.
It's a shame to keep such a beautiful soul
locked up.

Which Angel of Darkness are you? (pics)
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Sunday, September 11, 2005


Your element is Light: Innocent, beautiful,
kind-hearted and pure. You are so sweet your
almost angelic, you find joy in others
happiness and cannot stand to see anyone in
pain. You want to make everyone around you feel
good about themselves and if someone is upset
you can tend to become rather upset as well
which means you are sympathetic and raise
others above yourself. Being as kind and
good-natured as you are people have most likely
hurt you in the past but you pick yourself up
every time. You may look fragile but you are
stronger than most tend to see. Life is
beautiful no matter how you look at it and you
understand that people make mistakes, not
everyone is perfect. You try to see the good in
the bad which is a talent few posses, dont ever
let anyone change you. You truly have a
beautiful soul inside and a heart of gold.

.:-What is your true element?-:. -With Anime Pictures and detailed answers-
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Your emotion is love.You are a very passionate
person and care for everyone epecially your
Your lover if as very lucky person and when they
look at you people see the true meaning of

What emotion are you(anime pics!!!!!!!!)
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Come Fly With Me...

Red Full Angel Wings
Red Full Wings- You are a natural born leader, no
matter what you think. You are a great person,
but sometimes have a angry attitude. Your
attitude sometimes makes you do things without
thinking about it first. You are afraid of your
friends disliking you and you are somewhat

What Kind Of Angel Wings Would You Have? (Anime Pics)
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Sneak Attack Kisses!

Your first kiss will be very romantic. Hope this
picture will be good enough to symbolize that.
You really just want to love and to be loved in

What will your first kiss look like? (beautiful pics)
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Quiz From Evey... My Results...

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Write down what it says:

Police - 911 (Phone Book that counts right?)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?


3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Final Fantasy 9 the video game ( I was playing it )

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

I thought it was 8am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

I was close its 7:54am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Joel's computer and a cricket.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Last Night, Welcoming Joel home from a long days work.

8. What is the last film you saw?

Around the World In 80days.

9. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

A full team of maids, painters, and ppl that can help me fix up the house for when Joel gets home everything will be more clean and fixed up, then a new house then movers to help us move.

10. Tell me something about you that I don't know?:

Good Question....

11. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

To much to change with the world today.

12. Do you like to dance?


13. George Bush:


14. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Serenity May

15. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Regis Earl

16. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Big Word?

17. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates:


18. Using your Current Initials, choose a different name for yourself:

Tempest Emerald Bellona

19. If you were born outside of your era, when would you want to be born and why?

I dont know really....

20. If you ran a store, what would you sell/have?

My Own Restraunt....

21. What part in a movie would you love to play?

Someone Funny.... Not sure...

22. In your opinion, why do people suck?

Some people need to be more open-minded and self confident.

23. If you had your own state, what would you put on your new quarter?

Kitties =^.^=

24. What's the oldest article of clothing you own?

Not sure I still got a bunch of things in Canada I gotta go get.. Im sure its a top my mom bought me ages ago I said I would wear to make her happy and I never wore it.

25. What piece of furniture have you replaced the most?

nothing yet, but couch would be nice.

26. What instrument do you wish you could be more than great at?


27. Record, Tape or CD?


28. What do you think would be the best concert ever?

Coalchamber, Evenesence, Lacuna Coil, KoRn, Metallica, Ozzy, Static-X, System of a Down, Disturbed, Godsmack... just to name a few...

29. What's the best part of your favorite movie?

To many to name here really....

30. What do you think is the most over-rated candy ever?

Anything with - Black licorice… that shit is disgusting. (Have to agree with you Evey!)

31. If you were writing out your will, who would you give your CD collection to?

Joel of course.

32. If you could only debate two topics the rest of your life, what would they be?

Religion and Witchcraft...

33. Out of your friends, who would you say you are most jealous of, artistically?

Forrest, he draws and does art amazing!! He should become a full time artist! He would make great moneys too.

34. Most jealous of....intellectually?

No One that I know of ...

35. What do you collect?

Right now? Nothing really unless pictures count...

36. What is broken that you have, that you wish was fixed?

My house needs to be fixed up ... that count?

37. What do you do when you're home sick?


38. Why does this survey rock?

It doesn’t, I’m either incredibly bored or just pathetic. -agree

39. Story behind your username?

Just names I like.

40. Current Favorite Article of Clothing?

My house dress with the suns on it =)

41. Line from the last thing you wrote to someone?

Oh ya, trying to keep busy .. ya know =)

42. A famous person you have met?

Lead singer and the band Nickelback.. Long ago.. since then I dont' think so...

43. Favorite way to waste time?

Playing Video Games with Joel !

44. Last thing you bought yourself?


It took me 2 hrs to finish this quiz... FYI for you all...

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Hidden Talents

Your Hidden Talent

You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!

You are a great communicator. You have a real way with words.
You're never at a loss to explain what you mean or how you feel.
People find it easy to empathize with you, no matter what your situation.
When you're up, you make everyone happy. But when you're down, everyone suffers.

Now Thats Scary!

You Are 23 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.


Cheese Pizza

Traditional and comforting.
You focus on living a quality life.
You're not easily impressed with novelty.
Yet, you easily impress others.


You Are a Carnation

You are down to earth and grounded.
You tend to be more traditional than trendy.
Your confidence gets you through anything.
People trust you and are very loyal to you.

Good? Bad?

You Are a Normal Girl

You are 40% Good and 60% Bad
Sure you've pulled some bad girl stunts in your past.
But these days, you're (mostly) a good girl.


Your Element is Water

Your power colors: blue and aqua

Your energy: deep

Your season: winter

Like the ocean, you evoke deep feelings and passion. You have an emotional, sensitive, and spiritual soul. A bit mysterious, you tend to be quiet when you are working out a problem.
You need your alone time, so that you can think and dream.

How Well Do You Know Men?

You Are a Good Student of Men

You're pretty good at knowing what men are thinking
But you're not dead on 100% of the time
Let your guy off the hook sometimes... because you may be reading him all wrong!

Potato Chips!

Tina, you're a Kettle Cooked Jalapeno Potato Chip

When you're on the loose the world had better watch out! A risk taker by nature, you don't mind taking it up a notch and letting it all hang out. And just like your signature potato chip, you're not afraid to shock people with your sassy and spicy style.You love being surrounded by people, especially when you can be the center of attention. And you don't mind going to extreme lengths to make sure all eyes are on you. Sound like a lot of surprises and fun? That's because you are. Zesty!

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Celebrity Chef Match...

Tina, your celebrity chef match is The Naked Chef

No cause for alarm! Your cooking counterpart doesn't sauté, simmer, or season in his birthday suit. It's just his take on food prep that's naked. Like Jamie Oliver, you've probably got a low-key, no-frills approach to cuisine — and maybe to life, too!Whether you're cooking for company or for yourself, you're keen on creating succulent flavors that make your taste buds do summersaults — without spending the whole day slaving over a hot stove. After all, you've got other things to do and places to be. And your knack for keeping up with culinary trends and stripping cooking down to the basics will make your cooking a winning welcome at any meal.

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My Beauty Secrets...

Tina, your beauty secret is Living in the Moment

While some people rely of layers of cover up, Botox treatments, or endless reps at the gym to look good, you feel — and look — your best when you're actively involved in what's going on in your life. Sincere and open, you try not to let negative aspects from the past or worries about your future affect what is happening today. And that's what helps you enjoy and appreciate most things that you do.It's the big events in life that you put most of your thought and energy into, which means you don't spend a lot of time sweating the little ones. Sound like a healthy way to deal with life? It is.

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Whats My Style?

Tina, you've got a Fresh 'n' Funky style

Vintage tees, old-school sneaks, thrift store treasures. Cool finds like these are part and parcel of your fun and funky wardrobe. With you, it's all about making your own statement and dressing in your own hip and unique style. You might pair an '80s rocker t-shirt with some cool jeans or a cowboy shirt with tuxedo pants. It's all about how you feel that day.You've got a mind of your own, and you certainly don't need a style advisor to tell you what to wear. And you have great fun on spontaneous and unique purchases — you just aren't going to get a second shot at those one-of-a-kind vintage golf knickers. And that's how you keep your style fresh!

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Whats my Flavor?

Tina, your flavor is Sweet

Kind and charming, you're a sweetie with a heart of gold. Like a hot cup of tea on a cold day, you're a warm and caring soul who makes people feel better. A great friend, you're always thinking of others and doing what you can to make the world a better place.Whether it's bringing a get-well card to a sick friend, helping a neighbor move, or lifting someone's spirits with your sunny smile, you're happy to do what you can to make someone else's day brighter. So keep sharing your warmth. It's always welcome!

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Super Mom!

Tina, you've got the power of Playful Enthusiasm

Sounds to us like you are a funny, easygoing mom who loves to lighten the mood with a laugh. It doesn't matter if you're trading jokes with your kids, practicing your wrestling moves on them, or just kicking back with the family for a night of silly sitcoms, you've got an addictive, childlike energy that makes you a blast to be around. And here's a bonus: Mellow mamas who know how to laugh at themselves can really help their kids unwind and put their own problems in perspective.Of course, you know that sometimes you've got to play the stern mom role (like when your kids break your basic rules), but you're likely to feel much more like yourself when you're sitting next to your kids, riding roller coasters, pigging out on junk food — or giving them their goodnight noogies.

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Thursday, September 08, 2005

New Look For Mistress Noire!

Mistress Noire's New Look!

Wednesday, September 07, 2005


Your Clothes:

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYNconfirms your pregnancy.

2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.


Preparing for the Birth:

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.

2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathingdidn't do a thing.

3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.


The Layette:

1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and foldthem neatly in the baby's little bureau.

2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discardonly the ones with the darkest stains.

3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?



1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick upthe baby.

2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake yourfirstborn.

3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanicalswing.



1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until youcan go home and wash and boil it.

2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off withsome juice from the baby's bottle.

3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.



1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need itor not.

2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.

3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complainabout the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.



1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and BabyStory Hour.

2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.

3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.


Going Out:

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call homefive times.

2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave anumber where you can be reached.

3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she seesblood.


At Home:

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.

2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older childisn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.

3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.


Swallowing Coins (a favorite):

1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to thehospital and demand x-rays.

2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for thecoin to pass.

3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from hisallowance!


For A Laugh!

For The Girls... No Offence To Guys...

1. Men are like .......Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like ......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ......Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like .......Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .....Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ......Popcorn . .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

12. Men are like .......Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Don't get me wrong I love cats but this is cute!

How to bathe a cat:

1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place the cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this).

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from the toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks,write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......

20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.

Sunday, September 04, 2005


moon luv
You'll have a sweet relationship. To both of you,
it'll feel like it's first love again. You
might go slow, but it's long lasting. You care
for each other and will always be there no
matter what. Sometimes you can't even believe
you are this much in love.

What kind or relationship will you likely end up with? -=Great pics!=-
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*For me it's right I already have this with the most amazing man in the world* I Love You Joel ! Always and Eternity! XOXO

7 Sins ?

You are none of them! But you're not Mr./Miss

Which Of the 7 Deadly Sins Are You?
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Skull and crossbones
Skull and Crossbones Tattoo

What tattoo would you have?
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Wedding Dress'


What Will Your Wedding Dress Look Like (Now With Pics)
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Saturday, September 03, 2005

Ultimate Women!

You are a slave

Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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